About Translatomatic Translatomatic (TM) is a free and open source text translation utility written in ruby. It combines the translation quality of a chinese gadget’s instruction manual with the convenience and ease of use of a command line tool such as git. The main use of Translatomatic is to translate a file to one or more […]
Author Archives: Andrew Williams
vintage LCD Game collection
Not long ago, Smuggly Systems Intergalactic scientists created the vintage LCD Game framework, enabling the en-masse production of cheap LCD Games. At the current production rate of one game every two weeks, we will have created approximately 350 games by the year 2020. You could buy all of them for the low low cost of […]
Exciting new website released
Regular readers of the rapidly paced Smuggly Systems Intergalactic blog may have detected a change in presentation recently. The reason? a new website has been released! The Smuggly Systems Intergalactic Interwebs division has been hard at work for the past 7 years, developing an awe inspiring and professional interwebs portal. Unfortunately due to recent budget […]
McGuire® 1.0 now available for immediate purchasing and downloading from the App Store
After months of development, testing, and almost imperceptible colour gamut tweaks, Smuggly Systems Intergalactic’s latest and greatest iOS game has been released to the app store. McGuire is an expansion and trading strategy game where the aim of the game is to win. Pit your corporation trading skills against those of three cavalierly programmed AI […]
Cricket Calculator 1.0.1 update released
An update to the highly successful Cricket Calculator iPhone application is now on the app store. A new green colour scheme featuring a grass background will convince you that you are actually at a cricket ground as you are performing all-important rain affected target calculations. If you are already at a cricket ground the new […]
Cricket Calculator 1.0 now on sale
Smuggly Systems Intergalactic is proud to announce that Cricket Calculator is now available for iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch. Have you ever been playing in a rain affected cricket match, but were unable to calculate revised targets due to lack of access to the Duckworth-Lewis data tables? this all-too-common dilemma will be no more after […]
Change to trademark
MEMO: Head office advises that effective immediately, the Smuggly Systems Intergalactic Inc. slogan: “You should buy our products soon” – is discontinued. The marketing department has developed a more compelling brand and the new slogan: “You must buy our products immediately” is now fully operational. All business cards, stationery, t-shirts, coffee mugs and other parephenalia […]